Patroclus! And a soldier of Camillone, great, famous and stupid

Bruno Camillone was forced to leave Italy. Having purchased from his friend a false passport in the name of Salvatore Brusquette, he went in a good mood to the airport, from where he was escorted by carabinieri to the location of a nearby military unit. It turns out that the real Brusquetta was subject to conscription, and now the unfortunate Bruno had to pay someone else's debt to his homeland. But since Signor Camillone had no notions of discipline and a desire to obey orders from others, Private Brusquetta immediately caused a permanent headache for his commanders.