The Ideal

“American women are too healthy, French women are too capricious, German women are too athletic, Japanese women are too submissive, Italian women are too jealous, English women are too drunk, Dutch women are too relaxed, Spanish women are too languid! What remains are the Russians, who have special beauty and inexplicable power over people.” - Octave, a scout for the largest cosmetics company Ideal, was convinced of this when going to Russia. The life of a glamorous recruiter is nervous and unhealthy: try combing all the Moscow nightclubs, drinking vodka with every oligarch you meet, driving around the vast snow-covered expanses, and even looking through thousands of unreal beauties. It won't take long for you to go crazy. But for a long time, at the very least, Octave coped with his responsibilities. Until one day the Parisian authorities, who were in hysterics because of the bold erotic escapades of the main star who had disgraced “Ideal,” told him: die or find (in a week!) not an ordinary model, but a treasure, a new – ideal – face...